December 2011
Boyfriend: I'm a superhero, guess my name.
Girlfriend: Superman? Spiderman? Iron Man?
Boyfriend: Your man.
Girlfriend: I think we should see other people.
“If you don’t like the way I look, you can go in that room over there and hang...”
– Annie Segarra
“There is nothing heavier than compassion. Not even one’s own pain weighs so...”
– The Unbearable Lightness of Being by Milan Kundera
Glenn Beck: So what if God actually exists, sir, would he not have been good to you?
Christopher Hitchens: No, he wouldn't, because if that were true, that would mean that I had an eternal supervising parent who would never die and let me get on with my life, never let me grow up, keep me under surveillance, and constantly ask me to be thanking and praising him. I think it would be like living in North Korea. I think it would be a horrible outcome.
Glenn Beck: Well, I'm not sure that God is Kim Jong-Il, but--
Christopher Hitchens: Well, ask Kim Jong-Il, I think he has a different opinion.
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yelpingwithcormac:
Union Square - San Francisco, CA
Cormac M. | Author | Lost in the chaparral, NM
Three stars.
And they come there in great numbers shuffling into that mausoleum that was built for them like some monument to the slow death of their world and among those tokens and talismans of that faded empire they forage like scavengers their faces frozen in a rictus of worldweary their...
“When I hold you in this night-soaked bed it is courage for the day I seek....”
– Jeanette Winterson
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Dear tumblr,
freakdeer:
modus-ponies:
In 7th grade my english teacher banned us from using certain words in our essays, such as the word “was”. The objective? To get us to put more thought into what we were writing, and advance our writing skills. I think the same idea can be applied to political/social arguments on tumblr: ban certain overused buzzwords, so people stop relying on them as a crutch. I think...
Me: *turns on car radio*
Radio Station 1: "My heart's a stere-"
Me: SHUT UP *change*
Radio Station 2: "You make me feel the"
Me: FUCK *change*
Radio Station 3: "I'm sexy and I kno-"
ME: *turns car into oncoming traffic*
“You know the typical crowd, “Wow, it’s Friday night, what are you going to do?...”
– Charles Bukowski
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“When you look up at the sky at night, since I’ll be living on one of them, since...”
– The Little Prince by Antoine de Saint Exupéry
Biology Teacher: So the sperm is surrounded with glucose
student: you mean semen is like sugar?
Biology Teacher: yeah basically
me: doesn't taste like..
Biology Teacher:
me:
student:
Biology Teacher:
me:
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heliosrex:
having a body is scary
“No wonder some women are unconsciously passive aggressive when expressing anger,...”
– Why Women Aren’t Crazy
“I wanted to tell you how you are beginning to be the one I can talk to. I don’t...”
– Sylvia Plath
“That was when she was initiated into solitary love, with the strange sensation...”
– Love in the Time of Cholera by Gabriel Garcia Marquez
“They say true love only comes around once and you have to hold out and be strong...”
– Henry Rollins
Big Bang Theory
[group seated in Leonard and Sheldon's apartment, with Penny sitting in Sheldon's seat]
*Audience is bracing themselves*
[Sheldon comes out to greet them.]
*Audience draws in huge breaths, preparing to expel the gas in a violent release of pure ecstasy*
Sheldon: Excuse me Penny, you are sitting in my spot.
*Audience erupts into fits of laughter previously unknown to mankind. The oxygen levels within the studio become exhausted from the monumental bouts of laughter and the audience, still laughing, clammer out into the streets and begin rioting. Rioting is spread across L.A until the episode is aired, four days later martial law is declared within the United States.*
“In our twenties, when there is still so much time ahead of us, time that seems...”
– Amor Towles
“I will remember the kisses
our lips raw with love
and how you gave me...”
– Charles Bukowski
“I desire the things which will destroy me in the end.”
– Sylvia Plath
me: im so lonely jesus fucking christ i wanna go out with friends i wanna do something i can't sit here anymore
friends: hey wanna hang out
me: sorry i cant
“I felt like lying down by the side of the trail and remembering it all. The...”
– Jack Kerouac